I don’t want to get up.

I’ll stay right here, beside you. I’ll accept your hand, your kisses, your heat.

I’ll call in sick, or cuddling.

Who wouldn’t accept that as a reason to stay home from work?

“Yes, I can’t come in today, I’m cuddling.”

“Right,” Boss says, “I can hear how well that ‘cuddling’ is coming.”

What can I say?